Thursday, August 25, 2005

Blogging over

People, we went through something magical together. It's not important who got rich off of who and who was exposed to tainted what. And yes, that is a Krusty the Clown quote ;). Point is, now that I no longer attend Temple Moor, it's going to be hard to post news.

Not that any of it was true. That's right kids, suprisingly stories of suicide and alien abduction and obviously Taylor marrying a girl were fabriciated, stories put together based on some kind of wild rumours twisted into a shape so different from the truth that it is simply unrecognisable.

So yeah, it's been fun. Also if anyone has any news stories, send them in and I will publish them :P. I'm just not going to be actively maintaining it anymore.

Sunday, May 15, 2005

Is Laura a gipsy?

According to an ex-German teacher, Laura is a gipsy, living on a trailer park. Though we have little other confirmation, it is well known that this blog beleives everything it hears.

Friday, May 13, 2005

Taylor and Mrs. Owen?

Rumours have begun circulating, originating in the period 2 business studies lesson in L1 this morning that James Taylor is cheating on his future wife Steph. The gossip originated with the line "you could be having an affair with Mrs. Own for all I know." Fact or fiction, nobody is really sure.

Sunday, May 01, 2005

Oliver's suicide attempt

New details emerged in last Thursday's general studies lesson. When the topic came up of the time Oliver got a B, among the chatter the words "almost kill myself" were spoken by Oliver. Did this refer to a suicide attempt?

Thursday, April 28, 2005

Fears over alien baby

Fears have arisen over Mrs. Broome's unborn baby which could possibly be an alien if initial tests are correct. Speaking about a recent scan carried out on the child, Broome said "it looks like a tiny little alien."

Monday, April 25, 2005

Taylor to be fired from Eurocar

In a move which could result in James actually doing some of his coursework, rumors are circulating that Taylor will be getting fired from his job at Eurocar. Earlier today it was confirmed that he was being brought in for a disciplinary meeting later today.

During his time at Eurocar, James was made head of American operations, controlling their entire United States business however he has since been moved on perhaps due to the amount of Lemmings games found in his internet logs.

Wednesday, April 20, 2005

Lee's coursework scandal exposed

Storming into ICT period 1 this morning, head of Sixth Form Mrs. Owen made the accusation that had surrounded Lee Kirby in gossip form public. Though information has so far been sketchy it is clear that Lee moved certain work that did not belong to him.

Though this appeared to be unrelated work, it is highly possible Lee was trying to steal coursework to copy and improve his own by cheating and dumped the evidence when people became suspicious.